curve its efforts

Maybe while you're at it, you can curve your enthusiasm too...

anagoat

You know...a little story that you tell that relates to the topic of conversation...an "anagote". This one made me wish I was making up these hum a phones myself. I suppose this is less horrifying than stumbling across somebody chronicling their neck-doting.

throws a monkey in the wrench

While not strictly a hum a phone, this one was pretty classic when I heard it. While not the greatest picture I've ever dug up, this kindly sock monkey claims to be flying, but I know better, he's been thrown...hopefully not in the direction of a wrench.

blind sighted

I once was lost but now am found.

a few bites on my hard drive

I'm probably more picky about this one than most, but it gave me a good laugh when I saw it written out. Watch out for the hard drive monster...nom nom nom nom.

should be aloud to keep it

This is in stark contrast to "keeping things quiet".

youth in asia will kill your grandmother

This one was on a protester's sign at a Senator's town hall meeting about healthcare reform. I'm not sure if it was intentional...but it sure is funny :)

Unless they meant news reports about the youth in asia, I don't think my grandmother is in harm's way. Though, I will be making a call later today.